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Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I regret putting up the sign. Getting constant requests to eat pineapples or abstaining for 3 days
3·3 days agoYou forgot to add “for 3 days until I recover”
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Neighbor very proud of her life choices
2·3 days agoSorry I don’t need more competition. Once a week she rides me but her husband always gets her ass
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Neighbor very proud of her life choices
1·3 days agoThe first time you get it in both holes makes it really hard to go back to pussy only
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Wasn't planning on it, but if it will shut him up
5·3 days agoGood point. So few realize that rubbing a few out per day is just what the doctor ordered
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It will probably taste better than usual
3·4 days agoyou are the only one making the crucial point. was she shoving it in her pussy or her ass. Pussy OK. But not eating it if it was in her ass
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When magazines for teens focused on Skin and Hair Care Habits
2·7 days agoInteresting. My GF actually enjoys licking them. Something about the aroma of male sweat that she really likes.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When magazines for teens focused on Skin and Hair Care Habits
4·7 days agoLOL. I never knew this even existed. Proves again that you can sell anything in this country
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Tastes good. And then you find out what it is
25·11 days agoMy take away is pussy juice that she keeps saving and when she has enough volume she just whips it up into a creamy sauce
Maybe I just have a filthy mind but it looks like various sketches of rear pussy
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When I die maybe they will also stuff me and put me in a museum
2·14 days agofunny. That’s exactly how archeology works. They try to fit the logic and customs of today into what people actually did in the past
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Left the teenage son home. Said he had school work to do.
4·15 days agoHe’s a good kid and always grips her under her ass so she is comfortable
If you have a filthy mind like we do … you know immediately what it is
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I've done this many times without perforations and I never torn anything
4·18 days agoThat’s a touching memorial. Until the end comes cherish each ass encounter the two of you have
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•No. I only measure the distance traveled. My personal best is 3.5 feet
4·21 days agoSomething you should be proud of
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Picture of elongated people with their arms raised in happiness
2·21 days agoIsn’t that the best prescription for any thing that is wrong with you
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you don't believe in tipping then don't go out to eat
0·3 months agoI think everyone in the USA would agree with you. “just tell me the price without any additional nonsense”
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Good way to relate to your school teacher
0·6 months agoIt seems to start in the teenage years for women. They are surrounded by ads for various make up things that they don’t need. Some have acne issues which sets them on the road to make up everyday. Yeah make up is nonsense. But the shitpost was about not giving a fuck, not make up
Mickey7@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Do you honestly see yourself ever retiring and how?
0·1 year agoRetirement sounds great till you try it. The expression is “even your garage can’t get any cleaner”. This refers to the boredom retirement can be for some. The solution that I found was a part time job, not for the money, but doing something I enjoyed. You no longer have the pressure of a “real” job. The best job that you will ever have is the job that you really don’t need.
Several of my customers are into threesomes. And a few really enough eating out my injected cream pie