At least if you run off a cliff and don’t look down, you’ll never fall.

I feel a lot different since I have kids across the street that would probably see me. I can’t be lazy or I might get indecent exposure to minors and put on a list.

Diabetes

Teenage Mutant Ninja Terrapins
Teenage Mutant Ninja Terrapins
Teenage Mutant Ninja Terrapins
Heroes in a half-shell, Terrapin Power!

That’s a ballsy statement.

Now I need to find out how deep this tar chewing goes…

My ma (Boomer) likes to talk about how her and her siblings used to chew on road tar like gum and than she laughs about it, har har. Whenever I mention something I’m being cautious about with my kids.

She also had lung and breast cancer, could be unrelated but maybe it didn’t help.

I’d like to add that neither of my parents believed that second hand smoke was “real” either. So I got blasted with carcinogens from birth until I moved out at 17. I’ll be lucky if I don’t get cancer.

All I can imagine are my nuts looking like laffy taffy as I try to peel them off the bike seat.

I agree and can’t stress enough how very important it is to clean crevices. If you have had the horror of washing between a fat person’s belly folds, had to do this for my disabled dad. Yeast and fungus will grow anywhere it is dark and moist. Including behind ears.

The horrid smell of yeast growing under belly flaps will haunt me forever.

Sitting in silence. Deciding if I go inside or just keep driving until I run out of gas and never come back.

Stop listening to other people and listen to your partner because really their opinion is the only one that matters.

If you’re both adults of your full mental facilities, than everyone else can stfu.

He was the goodest boy and was well loved. Unfortunately he left us last year, old age lived until he was 16.

This was an my favorite photo of him from his early years after I brought him inside from a rain storm he kept sitting nice and begging for pets.