I can’t say for certain this is where I saw it, but I googled “Trump Iran Copy Pasta” and this came up

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/Eky8TBr61N

edit: This user added some great links:

https://lemmy.world/post/45297979/23099786

I copied it from elsewhere - but I love your idea! Someone should definitely catalog and archive this

I can’t take credit I copy/pasted- but everyone should see it!

It’s always a good idea to mock him. If he can’t handle it he is free to resign.

Thank you! I copied the comment from elsewhere, I appreciate your additions!

• Mar 3: “We won the war.”
• Mar 7: “We defeated Iran.”
• Mar 9: “We must attack Iran.”
• Mar 9: “The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.”
• Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”
• Mar 12: “We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.”
• Mar 13: “We won the war.”
• Mar 14: “Please help us.”
• Mar 15: “If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.”
• Mar 16: “Actually, we don’t need any help at all.”
• Mar 16: “I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.”
• Mar 16: “If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.”
• Mar 17: “We neither need nor want NATO’s help.”
• Mar 17: “I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.”
• Mar 18: “Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.”
• Mar 19: “US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz.”
• Mar 20: “NATO are cowards.”
• Mar 21: “The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don’t use it, we don’t need to open it.”
• Mar 22: “This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait”
• Mar 22: “Iran is Dead”
• Mar 23: “We had very good and productive talks with Iran.”
• Mar 24: “We’re making progress.”
• Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”
• Mar 26: “Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away.”
• Mar 27: “We don’t have to be there for NATO.”
• Mar 28: No major quote
• Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
• Mar 30: “Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences.”
• Mar 31: Claimed a deal was “very close” and that Iran would “do the right thing”
• Apr 1: “We’ll see what happens very soon.”
• Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
• Apr 3: “Something big is going to happen.”
• Apr 4: Said Iran must comply “immediately” or face further consequences. “Tuesday 8 PM ET”.
• Apr 5: “Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”
• Apr 6: “We can bomb the hell out of them”
• Apr 7: “A whole civilization will die tonight”

Honestly I feel like half my time in therapy is just talking to her about whatever.

I just want to include all the details so they can experience it like I did!

Here’s the context for OP’s inspiration.

https://lemmy.world/post/45052464/22997987