These people talk like they’re somewhere between JRPG villains and Hideo Kojima. My eyes glazed over a few times trying to parse this pseudophilosophical nonsense. If this had come from someone with far less power, I’d have dismissed it as the ramblings of a crazy person.

Incidentally, I happen to be watching Minority Report right now. I hope that’s not going to be the future I live in someday.

Edit: oh neat. This is my 500th comment.

No shit? Machines don’t get tired.

1969, the 1984 porn parody.

I made that up just now, but I’d be surprised if it doesn’t exist somewhere.

The irony is that the character you’re portraying yourself as is a fascist.

"Charlie Kirk was someone who encouraged everyone to love others,”

I audibly burst out laughing. Ether this fucker had no idea who he was before he died, or he is lying his ass off.

We can’t afford to take that chance.

Doesn’t NASA use older tech because it’s more secure? I think I remember reading that somewhere.

Don’t bring my favorite song into this.