Being married, I know it’s a death trap… but f@&$ it. What does premium wife get me?

I couldn’t decide on:

You’ll shout your eye out

Or

It’s all fun and games till someone gets their eye poked out

So here’s both.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that… well, I’d have at least one.

The “donk” killed me

Even looks like someone blurred the bit at the bottom that did have the artist details. Cropping is lazy but this was on a different level.

I wonder if they also feel blue?

Definitely potential for some hot dates.