“We are giving you the Iranian world peace prize and the golden key the the straight of Hormuz”…thx for the billions

Thick thighs save lives!

“i think I’m hungry”

Eats cottage cheese…“never mind, I’m just bored”

I always have cottage cheese as my hungry food. It works great

My coworker - I’m boycotting Starbucks because “it’s trying to unionize”

Me - I am also boycotting Starbucks because of its stance on unions.

Delivery driver
Dvda
Gape
Fist

Why is this search not working?

Remember when AI was fun and all you could do is turn a photo into a spaghetti photo.

Oh she has a full beard. No one is going to mistake that for an under age girl.

How about dragon my balls across… wait. I think I’m into fitness. Yeah good health and fitness.

How about dragon?

Joe is so old

This is why my wife says I can’t shave my beard.

Would you like that super size?

Say what? Is kraft past its date still good? At least milk and butter is still cheap…right?

I don’t know what this is but it looks cool