Is this how the Darth thing got started in the 70s?

What’s the films name?

From the “your body my choice” crowd? Ya, that tracks.

Wait, where are you?

Oh hell ya! Linux boot screen is my favorite flavor.

This guy was cooler than I’ll ever be before i could even walk.

They used to call this behavior slave trading

Is this considered Darwin award material? At least the dad paid for and chose this. The son was more a bystander.

This is a roll the DM should make. It’s better to not know a rolls number in a situation like this. Very few players can roll play and ignore meta information like knowing they crit failed. It’s more fun to play the character in ignorance of that knowledge. Only the outcome.

“…not talking about price segmentation…”

Yet.