"Think about how stupid the average person can be.

Half of the population is even dumber!"

Yup. It also quickly regenerates from the tiniest root fragment, so not even plowing and shredding the ground destroys it.

My condolences about your yard.

See, if that happens, it will cause extreme cold in winter which basically makes up for the heatwaves in summer! Checkmate liberals /s

When I saw the hat man on Benadryl, I did look away at first, but at some point it felt wrong and I looked to where I saw him.

He did no longer stand there. So I stood up and wandered the house to find him (maybe that was already after I passed out idk) and he sat in the kitchen and seemed lost in thought. So I just said something along the line of “Nice meeting you, bye!” and went to bed.

Anyways that‘s my story of how I met the hat man.

Bamboo is beginner shit, if you really want to cause trouble, try japanese knotweed. They will never be able to get rid of that!

Atleast Macbooks sometimes get discounted very early if the config or color (even silver?!) is not popular. That makes the 1TB model sometimes pretty good value for a brand new chip.

I like ARM and the efficiency of apple silicon but yeah the price increase for better RAM or SSD is very steep.

The only problem I have with Elden Ring is that every time I started a session, the day was almost guaranteed to be over before I got my main goal done. Soooooo much do to, sidetracking, collecting, fighting, failing and trying again and developing new strats, getting ideas of which items could be helpful and spending hours searching the wiki for where to find them.

Oh, and I enjoyed every moment of it! (Look at my username XD)

This greentext is fake and gay! (happy pride month btw)

What really happened is that Anon misinterpreted the cashier’s facial expression because they are autistic. Upon hearing Anon‘s quirky statement, she actually replied:

“I’m deeply sorry for not directly recognizing you as the CEO of Autism®, would you like to take a look at our selection of sandbox factory building and farming simulators? We also might still have a few copies of uhhh…Sonic??”

Maybe SIDS was invented to give grieving parents who accidentally suffocated their baby when sleeping next to them a diagnosis that isn‘t just: “Yeah well you just killed your baby with your negligence.”

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And good luck to you Canadians, your government wants to implement ID age verification online.

Authoritarianism will be the bane of our generation!

UUUUUAAAAAAAAARRGGHHHHH

Which is disappointing because universal basic income would be a good thing to have for a lot of people who are genuinely struggling.

But for those who are not disabled, to get them to work and not chill on NEETbucks all year ‘round, the economy would have to be in a good shape and effort would have to pay off and not make all profits disappear into the billionaires’ pockets.

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A toddler, you say?

That guy was so, so creepy. The costume guys did a great job with this movie, I think there wasn‘t even any VFX used. Wild stuff!

Oh wow that‘s crazy! I missed that somehow thanks.

Noob mistake!

A professional biological terrorist knows that you need to mix decaf beans and light roast beans (high in caffeine) into the bean reservoir at 50/50, resulting in randomly varying amounts of caffeine per brewing cycle/cup of coffee.

Never let their caffeine tolerance know the next move!