I’ve tried strategically placing citrus scented candles near plants and objects to deter our young man. Unfortunately he doesn’t give a shit. He was a friendly city stray that was picked up and we adopted him last year. The absolute lack of shits he has to give about anything probably helped him survive so well. No matter how convenient or inconvenient you make something, he’s still going to do what he wants. At least he’s not a monster, just obnoxiously friendly with no personal boundaries.

Something akin to a male escort said Lyndsay Graham nicknamed the moles around his private… FUCK! There went my breakfast.

You get the idea.

But if he’s brain dead and still on a ventilator, I don’t think the corner would be aware of this until he was officially pronounced and the ventilator removed.

"It’s actually quite sad, as it’s a sickness, not “playing”

Your first message literally states as of it were fact that the cat is sick, then you follow it with " might be nothing much" and acknowledge that’s it’s hard to diagnose with a 2 second gif. It makes it sound like you’re pulling random comments out of the air just to hear yourself talk.

Have you met a younger cat? Have you known cats when they “get zoomies”? As strange as it may look, this is pretty damn normal silly cat behavior when they get really excited. Ever see a dog playing that gets so excited it startles itself with its own tail? It’s the same thing.