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Great jaerb out there, Homestar!

I believe that the 1986 Transformers: The Movie was Orson Welles’s final role! He sounds pretty good, but I think there was some audio processing done to touch up any roughness

I could see an advanced civilization with lots of habitable planets having a naming convention of star name then planet number. So we’d be Sun-3. Or if we rename the sun to Earth, we’d be Earth-3, called “Earth” for short. In English, our planet name literally means dirt. 😞

In the past 2 weeks, I’ve played Tie Fighter and Dune 2. Glad I had over the minimum 640 KB of RAM for Dune - it’s pricey these days but worth it for a smoother experience!

She’s either in a laboratory or under a waterfall

Björk Björk

“WHAT?” *pauses midway through microwaving a banana

I did this for a while when I had an injury and couldn’t walk easily, but the produce selection was always trash. Plus shopping (and maybe delivery) fees were very expensive. How do you get not-crappy produce if you do this?

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Serifs are why I get so angry when I read headlines like “Weird AI is Ruining the World”

No he’s not, he’s a treasure you idiots!

“Sharing is caring!”

Fox News: That’s communism!

Fair enough, and I wish she was elected over Trump because she was the only other contender. But is she actually the best choice for 2028? The Democrats’ bench sucks, but there are still people I’d prefer over her (who could hopefully actually win a primary). I might take her over Newsome, though.

I mean, I do wish she was president right now because the world would be a better place. But that statement is also probably true of approximately 8 billion other people.

The last panel looked off, so I think it is edited from the original comic: https://jakelikesonions.com/post/184087753999/drug-sniffing-cats

She is beautiful!

He moves slightly faster than your walking speed, but slightly slower than your running speed. Every few minutes, he will get stuck at a tree root.