You make me sick!!

…thank you, I needed the compliment.

Dust off that maid’s outfit, Bonje!

That’s fucking disgusting.

…only degenerates want to be called “cute”.

The posts are shit… The advice is lit…

No one’s gonna buy your smutty fanfic!stop shelling it so brazenly!

“There goes the baker, with his bread like always… the same old bread and rolls to selllll!” That’s ONE you could point at as a jab. The poor, poor boulanger!

I like your optimism!

Its *Republicans and neoliberal fascists… and, admittedly, 30-50% of the USA.

Two different people brought up the potato famine… not what I was trying to bring up with my simpleton joke. I went with a country that, rightfully, enjoy potatoes and are known to.

I don’t think tubers=tumors. They’re delicious.

Okay then…

As someone who loves potatoes I’M clenching my fists at his dirt tumors comment.

Better?

All of Ireland clenched their fists at this comment.

Did… did you just compare dirt to salt and vinegar potato chips?

Ugliness takes unto account what’s on the inside as well… This also detracts from ugliness, if you are beautiful within.

…either way, I’m still S.O.L. BUT you might be beautiful, internet stranger!

Hon Hon hon.

I like to imagine all of the down votes are specifically because you wrote “collage” instead of “College” in your statement… (a bit of irony in that’n.) And so the people with Art degrees are FUMING about their love of a good collage.

I like mine with a side of jellybeans, raw.

I use this one with my partner often (Not in the boudoir)… she’s quite fond of it!

Perhaps! (…But then I couldn’t be pedantic.)

I think you meant the greater than symbol… Though, I suppose you could argue their coffee IS worth less than $5.