I hope he’s doing what he did the last time he got taken off air, and just starts wandering the streets screaming about conspiracy theories like the homeless nutjob he was always supposed to be.

That a group of presidents, businessmen and ultra rich people from around the world get together for a secret summer camp in the woods where they worship an owl.

The satanist shit came after he went fully nuts.This was back when he still had working brain cells.

I feel like we’re about to get a real life version of the Star Trek Deep Space Nine episode, “In the pale moonlight”.

I’m a big fan of the John F’ing arts

He was right about Bohemian Grove, infact the reason we know what we do about that is because of him sneaking in to film it.

Nawww, did the results not go your way?

Yeah because he would have lit that fire.

Me to my mind: Bitch, you created this shit, you fix it.

Are we at the beheading part of history yet?

They’re Pawnstars.

Cunt is gender neutral.

It’s not a new day untill you sleep.

Maaaaa! That weird fuckin cats back again!

Look at Mr big shot with his box, just use 2 milk crates you stole from the shops.

I came up with a concept for a cook book called " Eating the rich on a budget", just a collection of recipes with billionaire names instead of cuts of meat.

A lot of people, including Kevin Costner think it’s a bad movie, I think it’s awesome.

Waterworld is one of my favourite movies.

I bet he gives the best scritches.

So now my head cannon is that Freddy chills in dogs dreams when he needs a break from the grind.

Did they give their drug dealers jobs?