Big_Boss_77

Too buku

This isn’t the gotcha you think it is…

Because he stirs all food with a used Hitachi.

You can’t tipfinger because you’re already using your finger tips, but your toe tips are not in use anywhere else, and therefore exclusively used for tiptoeing.

Stay away from my girlfriend

No clue tbh… never used Facebook

I would buy a BYD tomorrow…shame they’re not for sale here…

Then what in the fuck, pray tell, is?

Narrator: It won’t.

No, Desmond was dead by this point. It was…IIRC, some unnamed abstergo infiltrator.

Not quite what I said…

I was referring to the portions where you have to wander that awful office building.

Are they getting rid of, or making skipable, the non-animus portions?

You’re in luck, I don’t usually do this, but God herself just walked into my office and said for the next thirty minutes, I can include exorcism at no additional charge.

There’s an episode of MASH where Klinger is trying to use voodoo on Colonel Potter to get his Section 8. I can’t find the clip, but I’m pretty sure that’s where she got this dialogue from…

Wow, what a rip off, don’t listen to this lady. If you want one, I can set you up with the same deal PLUS VPN protection for $995.

I’m not a movie guy… but this sounds wild. Can someone link me an IMDB or identifying info for the correct one?

Damn, is it taco Tuesday already?

Oh no, I can weld, everything but TIG… I’m just a farm welder, learned functional welding to fix stuff but never learned “propper” techniques.

A magical rainbow tree root wrangler?