Have you read the Quran? How about the Tripitaka? The Torah?

Have you perchance read any texts regarding the The Satanic Temple?

Build a bee box for the carpenter bees. They arent completely terrible!

I am not trying to be a one-upper, but I do have a similar story.

Before rennovating a house I lived in, we had TERRIBLE windows. The kind that let drafts of air and all sorts of creepy crawlies in. Well, an engineering paper wasp decided to build a nest in the eaves above my bathroom window. I was battling those red wasps with the jet black wings for a whole summer.

I was in the shower one day. I got done. I grabbed my towel from the towel hook and started drying off. It turns out there was a wasp on the towel, and it stung the shit out of my abdomen in a few places.

I ran around naked in the house swatting at the little bastard. I had to take another shower because of all of the sweat from running around swatting.

I got out of the shower to ANOTHER wasp on my towel. I noticed this one before it stung me.

I have since replaced the windows, but I STILL inspect my towels to this day.

Linux Mint is so awesome.