Are handhelds the third party?

Sib wants to turn into a minisun

very intestine thought

no need to censor your laugh track too

They @-ed at fediverse from a Mastodon account, I think they thought this made a toot visible to all the fediverse as if it was a monolithic entity; they likely don’t know about Lemmy?

why am i strugglegooning urbanpilled changemaxxers on a server with corruptionmaxxing mods?

Northern Germany

You can’t weigh the vegetable at the checkout.

Every other store can do that.

We don’t have a scale in the checkout. You have to walk across the store while everyone is waiting for you because the checkout can’t be canceled to weigh the vegetable and put a sticker on it. It is not guaranteed that the sticker will be recognised at checkout.

Oh you have a deposit receipt? At checkout to get it done quickly? If you’re receiving money a clerk has to come over to approve.

You want out? No, the gate won’t open unless you have a receipt. Yeah, yeah, the code reader is, well, confused.

2 weeks later

Stupid customers. Did you see how someone accidentally shattered the gate?