“Has no money.”
I mean, yeah, but why you gotta call me out like that?
Doesn’t enjoy shopping with: Amazon
You guys didn’t turn off ad personalization?
Is this only for Amazon US? I don’t see anything similar for Amazon México.

How did they ever get this groundbreaking information?!
ha! mine ain’t got shit!
This is the only thing that isn’t “likely interested in electronics [because I buy some niche parts off amazon]” or “likely uses [brand of phone I have occasionally bought screen protectors for]”

Aaaaaand it’s wrong! So, a little disappointed there. Was hoping for something super judgemental. Man though, it’d be interesting to see what this service would make of my lemmy profile…
I looked at mine, it didn’t have anything insulting, but it had a lot of outdated stuff which makes sense as I cut my Amazon usage down to almost nothing since a couple of years ago.
Non issue. The crap I do buy there is defined perfectly. Nothing even remotely like my ass is flat. Sigh
damn… they said I’m a virign with small dick. very insulting
“Invests in waterproof bed protection”
adds “Successful Investor” to resumé
Mine just says I like analog and vintage photography stuff and lacy and shiny clothes. Neither of which are very shocking.
Yeah, mine was just wrong. It says “likely lives in name of vacation spot,” even though I went there just twice this year and had some stuff shipped. The rest of the site knows my actual address but this “about me” section doesn’t.
They know I have a filtration system and enjoy comedy. That’s my whole personality right there!
I prefer my comedy unfiltered.
After shopping a lot from them for 22 years now, what a letdown:
About you
We haven’t saved anything yet. As you shop on Amazon or chat with Alexa, we’ll save helpful information to personalize your experience.
Once we have saved some details, you can manage them here.
Nothing under mine. There’s a place where I can input that kind of information, but everything is empty. Maybe this is unique to US America?








