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bobbyfiend@retrolemmy.com to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Don't act so shocked

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Don't act so shocked

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bobbyfiend@retrolemmy.com to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    2 days ago

    2 prayers, 1 cup.

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      2 prayers, 1 chalice

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    Republican leader sends message of pinks and stinks during latest avoidable catastrophe, says it’s unfortunately far too early to begin process of thinking about making concepts of any plans for change to avoid future disasters, suggests asking him again next week when it’s far too late.

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      Well, let’s not politicize this politically motivated action that it’s my job as a politician to politicize in order to enact legislation to politically control. Let’s just go home, pray, and fingerbang our barely legal boyfriends that we all have in our cages in the second den of our second homes. God has a plan, and it is unchristian to question God or attempt to delude ourselves into thinking that we know better. Shame on you.

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    I hate that this sub has just enough good, funny posts to keep me from unsubscribing because this kind of dumb shit makes me want to rip my own head off.

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      Aw. It is sad how you’ve been oppressed. You have my thoughts and prayers.

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        Opressed? Wtf are you on about numbnuts? Trying to navigate the English language?

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          I guess you are ar least consistent in spewing aggression

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      That’s also every shitpost community for me too.

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    Dude I chuckled hard at this, I don’t know why.

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      Same. So I shared.

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      It’s a phrase that somehow despite everything still has not been made fun of enough

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      I kinda want it on a t-shirt

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        You could make a few bucks on etsy or redbubble or something. I didn’t create this image, so as far as I know it’s free to use. Probably.

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        Not even kidding

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    Talked to a guy who was as a combat veteran in Afghanistan. The chud speak on tour was “two in the heart, one in the mind”

    Ugly stuff

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      Oh, god. Sick.

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    Truly magnificent

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    The main topic at my prayer conga line.

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    Fist in the face, shoe up the arse.

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