Canada has decided to rename Lake Erie to “Strait of Our Moose” for unrelated reasons.

How many toddlers does it take to write foreign policy?

What a fuckin’ loser

The United States and Canada are locked in a trade dispute after Prime Minister Mark Carney suspended trade talks last Friday, accusing the U.S. of trying to introduce last-minute demands that would limit Canada’s ability to make trade deals with other countries and protect its culture and sovereignty.

This wording gets weirdly trump-friendly… This “trade dispute” started before Carney was even PM, and it’s abundantly clear by now that negotiating with the orange pedo’s decomposing brain is fully impossible.

Supposedly there is a lake trump in Ontario. Let’s rename it to Lake Epstein files instead. A street in Ottawa also bearing the child molesters name. Hopefully they rename that too.

Change it to the lake that divides the child rapist protection agencies from the child rapist enabling agencies over a certain income.

What’s the opposite of eating the onion?

the contents of his brain and diaper sours everyday.

Apparently the name Ontario is what the indigenous tribes called it with Ontario Canada being named after the lake. So change the name is a disrespect to indigenous culture not Canada.

I think Canada should invade. A pre-emptive strike in response to escalating threats to sovereignty and disregard for international law. I think they’d stand a pretty good chance of winning right now…