• Washedupcynic@lemmy.caEnglish
    3·
    19 hours ago

    When the moon is a lie and the flat earthers cry, that’s amore.

    When the sun really shines, flat earthers ask why, that’s amore.

    They are ding, ding-a-ling-a-lings

    ding-a-ling-a-lings and you’ll sing, “stupid fella”

    Brains are dead, flippy-flippy-fled, flippy-flippy-fled

    contracted rubella.

          • Washedupcynic@lemmy.caEnglish
            1·
            7 hours ago

            😁 I once wrote a parody of the pokemon theme song as the theme song for my world of warcraft guild.

            We’re gonna be, the very best,

            Like no guild ever was,

            Downing raids is our real test,

            getting gear our cause.

            We traveled across the realm,

            farming far and wide,

            crafting potions for the raid,

            and nobody died.

            warcraft guild!

            OH, It’s you and me

            maybe we’ll PVP

            Warcraft guild!

            It’s the song we sing

            while we’re raping the lich king.

            warcraft guild!

            we’re all on vent,

            Trash mobs we circumvent.

            Gear for me and gear for you,

            WARCRAFT GUILD!