When I was in my early 20s Tinder/Hinge were absolutely popping off. I met with a girl for dinner. We talked about if it went well we would go back to my place and hook up. It did and we ended up in my bed. She started touching me and said “oooooo so big”. I immediately started laughing which made her laugh. I’m fine, but I do not have a big dick, she and I both knew that. We laughed about it more and she said she was just trying to be nice. Ended up being one of the more funny sexual encounters I had.
Got a few but
One time at a furcon room party it was nearing the end of the night and the guy who booked the room who just wanted to sleep and I were watching this hetero couple go at it and we’re making David attenborough documentary type commentary, sprinkled with the occasional expression that sleep was required.
Of course this may have been on day 2/3 on acid so that wasn’t the only story I have.
I also met my partner that night because she admired my battle jacket patches.
One of her stories is during anal sex she defecated on a $10,000 fursuit
Oof. However, I’d argue that if someone owns an expensive fursuit that is coming anywhere near to the act of anal sex, that’s just playing stupid games, which comes with the risk of winning a prize
Yeah, but otherwise why even have the fursuit?