When I was in my early 20s Tinder/Hinge were absolutely popping off. I met with a girl for dinner. We talked about if it went well we would go back to my place and hook up. It did and we ended up in my bed. She started touching me and said “oooooo so big”. I immediately started laughing which made her laugh. I’m fine, but I do not have a big dick, she and I both knew that. We laughed about it more and she said she was just trying to be nice. Ended up being one of the more funny sexual encounters I had.

  • Canaconda@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    Late teens: My gf came over, watching a movie in the downstairs den, started having spoon sex under the blanket on the couch. My mother (rather intuitively) decided we needed supervision and came down to watch the movie with us; while I was still balls deep!

    I pulled out slower than a glacier and we spent the rest of the movie slowly and stealthily putting our pants back on under the blanket. Somehow we got away with it! (If we got caught there would have been hell haha)

    • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz
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      1 day ago

      I had a similar thing happen. When I was a teenager I went with my girlfriend at the time and her family to her grandparent’s house for dinner. They were still cooking so we went to a spare room to lay down and watch a movie. We had to keep the door open but we were horny as fuck and started going at it under the covers. Eventually her dad walked in and told us dinner was ready while I was ball deep. Thought I was going to die that day.