When I was in my early 20s Tinder/Hinge were absolutely popping off. I met with a girl for dinner. We talked about if it went well we would go back to my place and hook up. It did and we ended up in my bed. She started touching me and said “oooooo so big”. I immediately started laughing which made her laugh. I’m fine, but I do not have a big dick, she and I both knew that. We laughed about it more and she said she was just trying to be nice. Ended up being one of the more funny sexual encounters I had.
I was seeing this girl long term in college and we decided to try this foaming contraceptive stuff.
I’m not entirely sure what happened, maybe she used too much, but she started frothing at the pussy! She stood up to grab a towel, but that only made it start to slowly descend from her snatch, which made me laugh, which made me fart, then she started laughing, which made me laugh/fart harder, which of course only made us both laugh even harder. It was a vicious circle that resulted in neither of us being able to breathe right for at least 10 minutes because we were wholly incapable of not laughing. All the while, she has this increasingly thick string of foam coming out of her. My muscles were sore for a week just from laughing.
We decided to stick with condoms after that.