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NarrativeBear@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

If two ICE agents have a baby, is that a Ice Ice Baby?

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If two ICE agents have a baby, is that a Ice Ice Baby?

NarrativeBear@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45727895

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  • 10thGlyphix@lemmy.zip
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    9 hours ago

    That is Nazi correct answer.

  • Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca
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    4 days ago

    pretty sure it’s just called incest

    • IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip
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      The venn diagram of ICE agents and sibling lovers is a circle.

    • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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      And that ids going to have an uphill battle against the racist ideology they’ll be raised on.

  • C8r9VwDUTeY3ZufQRYvq@sopuli.xyz
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    The ice cancels out and it’s just vanilla

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    4 days ago

    If they did it missionary, is it a vanilla ice ice baby?

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    Word to your mother

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    Nothing funnier than ICE agents right now

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