Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agowet snapping soundmedia.piefed.socialimagemessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imagewet snapping soundmedia.piefed.socialTundra_Lifeform@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square7linkfedilink
minus-squaremtpender@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months ago“Testicular torsion casters are always acting tough, right up until a wizard casts [MEND BUTT-CRACK]!”
minus-squaremtpender@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months ago“HA! Try shitting out of there, Smooth Arse!”
minus-squareBaŝto@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoCan’t you just drill a new one?
minus-squareGreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoWell, Actually: Yes, the result of the Mend Buttcrack spell would be an acquired anorectal malformation, for which there are several surgical repairs. I don’t think those account for loose angry wizards though, so long-term effects may be uncertain.
“Testicular torsion casters are always acting tough, right up until a wizard casts [MEND BUTT-CRACK]!”
You rapscallion!
“HA! Try shitting out of there, Smooth Arse!”
Can’t you just drill a new one?
Well, Actually:
Yes, the result of the Mend Buttcrack spell would be an acquired anorectal malformation, for which there are several surgical repairs. I don’t think those account for loose angry wizards though, so long-term effects may be uncertain.