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minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoYou could be the guy the horse girl marries to make dad mad.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoBut you have to remember, you’ll always be her second favorite. The horse comes first.
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoWell, she comes first or you’re not invited anymore
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·29 days agoThird. Daddy’s money comes before you as well, I’ve heard.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·29 days agoNot all horse girls have ‘daddy’s money’. Sometimes, that’s what they’re looking for from you.
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·28 days agoIn that case you still come after daddy’s money, but you’re daddy.
You could be the guy the horse girl marries to make dad mad.
But you have to remember, you’ll always be her second favorite. The horse comes first.
Well, she comes first or you’re not invited anymore
Third. Daddy’s money comes before you as well, I’ve heard.
Not all horse girls have ‘daddy’s money’.
Sometimes, that’s what they’re looking for from you.
In that case you still come after daddy’s money, but you’re daddy.