Alright, that’s the most uncanny picture of Trump I’ve ever seen
That’s the most uncanny picture you’ve seen of Trump so far
Can’t wait to see him in a can.
You misspelled casket
I’d honestly prefer they made him fit in a can. That way we’re sure he’s gone and never coming back.
Wouldn’t that be the most canny?
My 4 year old comes up with better lies than this dipshit. Also, my 4 year old is smarter and throws far less tantrums and than this dipshit, so there’s that… Also, my 4 year old doesn’t shit his pants anymore.
Conclusion: My 4 year old would make a better president than this dipshit.
I saw someone elsewhere suggest a theory: one of Trump’s staffers told him to say the picture “has been doctored” which got the Amigara Fault treatment in Trump’s mind and came out as “I’m a doctor”.
WH rapid response/staffers with social creds are zoomer edge lords and brainrot aficionados. Nonetheless, any attempted spin only makes this scenario and outcome more hilarious.






