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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

A play in four acts

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A play in four acts

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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    O this smells nice.

    Chomp

    Christ on a stick!

    Looks over to human: why would you leave this here! Remove it immediately!

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    I’m pretty sure if you could speak cat, it’d be yelling “How dare you do this to me!”

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      “You betrayed me, Human!”

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    “Gross, it tastes like cilantro!” - Cat

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      My husband says it either taste like soap or solid deodorant. I have no idea how he knows what deodorant tastes like.

      • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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        How else are you supposed to keep your farts smelling nice?

        • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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          Touché

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            Tushié

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        you asking the wrong questions, everyone gets soap in their mouth at some point; how does he know it tastes like soap or solid deoderant? he tried it?

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    The kitten dragged one of the thin used bars out of the bathtub into the hallway so now all the soap is in the bathroom closet!

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    Remember kids, if your mom tries to wash your mouth out with soap, you take a big fucking bite of that bar, chew it up, and then spit it at her.

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      10/10, no notes.

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    If you watch the play in reverse this is about a cat showing you the lengths he will go to fuck you up.

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    A play in four cats

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    “Gonna have to go lick my ass to get the taste out of my mouth”

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    Cat News Anchor: This just in… soap is not food. Film at 11.

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    Hey, I’ve seen this one… hahahahahha

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      It’s a classic!

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    Not a plant, but definitely ick. Username half checks out ;-)

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    Brought to you by Dr. Teals

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    Loss

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      Schizophrenia

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