In a similar manner, a lot of people believe vampires have a fear of garlic. And in a similar manner, this is also a mistake.
The true subject of their anxiety is garlic butter, and they fear it in the same way you or I fear facing the scale after a particularly sumptuous holiday feasting season.
“A moment on the lips, an eternity on the hips,” as Dracula is wont to say.
Too much LDL - they actually die of a heart attack.
A lot of people get this wrong and try and put a stake through their heart which ends up turning out bad for them…
Terry Pratchett? Is that you?
If only.
In a similar manner, a lot of people believe vampires have a fear of garlic. And in a similar manner, this is also a mistake.
The true subject of their anxiety is garlic butter, and they fear it in the same way you or I fear facing the scale after a particularly sumptuous holiday feasting season.
“A moment on the lips, an eternity on the hips,” as Dracula is wont to say.