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Beep@lemmus.orgBanned to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days ago

You after wiping your ass for the 27th time and still see shit

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You after wiping your ass for the 27th time and still see shit

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Beep@lemmus.orgBanned to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days ago
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    Lack of fiber in your diet. Take a spoon full of psyllium husk in some water before bed. You will also decrease your risk of colon cancer. A bidet is wonderful but does not address the root of the issue.

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      This is the most right answer. I dont have to wipe mor that 2 times most because of the fiber.

      And often those times are just to make sure there is nothing

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    laughs in bidet

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      Starts to feel like bidet is the linux of butt Cleaning which one is the Arch of bidets?

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        No idea, I’m a Slackware user XD

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    Clearly you need poop knife, you gotta shove it in there like how you clean up a empty peanut butter jar.

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      That’s no way to use a poop knife…

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