Fast facts:

  • He is 13 years old.
  • He was born orange. He is still orange.
  • No clothes placed on the bed are safe.
  • Failed escape attempts: 21,372.
  • Successful escape attempts: 2.
  • His humans think his yawns are hilarious.
  • They love taking his picture when he yawns.
  • He weighs ~6 kg on a vet’s scale.
  • He weighs as much as a Panzer on your chest.
  • He cuddly.
  • He has never used gen AI.

That is all for now.