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I believe that’s Johnny Gash
“I… got… gashed by an exposed piece of wire…”
“I’m cut in half real bad Dewey!”
Uncle Fester
Tetanus
Rusty
Staph
That’s the sort of thing that starts talking to the protagonist in a dark-comedy/horror movie that takes a turn for the existential and depressing near the end.
… basically, whatever you name it or it names itself, DO NOT TAKE ITS ADVICE
I have had thoughts of the film How to Get Ahead in Advertising
Sure let’s do that in last name, first name format:
Hospital, Trip
Slash
Scarface
No matter how you call him, do not listen to what he says.
Hubert
Malcolm, since it’s in the middle.
Finguy McStabby
Laceration Larry
Tetanuir
Frank
Do you want to know how I got these scars?
Funny, story.
