Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoGenie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more.message-squaremessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up1112arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1112arrow-down1message-squareGenie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more.Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square37linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days agoI’d ask for a healthy brain that keeps me mentally sharp until I die. My enemy will get 2 brains, squishing each other in his head and killing him instantly.
minus-squareTanis Nikana@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·4 days agoWell, no, you had a brain, now you got a second. But your enemy has three, I suppose.
I’d ask for a healthy brain that keeps me mentally sharp until I die.
My enemy will get 2 brains, squishing each other in his head and killing him instantly.
Well, no, you had a brain, now you got a second. But your enemy has three, I suppose.