be me

10/10 humble philosopherchad

my homies catch me on the street

they beg to suckle from my superior intellect until I nut wisdom down their sweet, supple throats

I refuse until they threaten me with violence

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concede and go partying at their house

some fucking normie rolls up

“YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT VIRTUE IS YOU CUCK”

stay cool stay cool

“But what IS virtue, my friend?”

normie strokes out on the spot

recovers just long enough to say something dumb like “Power is virtue” or someshit, idk, I wasn’t listening

he pisses his chiton and storms off

my homies are already intrigued by my alpha male display

they beg me to make an ideal government for them

I plan a bitch lotto to give all my homies the finest pussy, for eugenics purposes

I am truly the greatest philosopher of all time