• CannedYeet@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Trump undergoes a series of medical treatments designed to cheat death for another 7 months.

    First his chiropractors perform a slight spinal adjustment. Then a team of doctors administer eyedrops, painkillers and a vocal chord scraping. The whole ordeal leaves Trump twisted and disoriented.