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Greg Clarke@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Give the thieves a break

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Give the thieves a break

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Greg Clarke@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 months ago

    sigh At least steal better chocolate.

  • zerosignal@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Unrelated, I have 11 and a half tons of kit kats I need to sell quickly.

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    Could be worse… Thieves could’ve swapped them with the American puke flavored ones.

    • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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      At least ours aren’t made by Nestle.

      • dustycups@aussie.zone
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        3 months ago

        Hang on.
        America has non-nestle, puke flavoured kit-kats?

        • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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          Yup. They’re manufactured by Hershey’s in the US, and Hershey’s is notorious for using butyric acid in the production of its chocolate, which, yeah, is one of the compounds found in puke. If you grow up eating Hershey’s chocolate you don’t really notice it though.

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          • BlackVenom@lemmy.world
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            2 months ago

            You will if you stop eating it for a while or try it compared to something real.

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    Sweet joke

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