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ickplant@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days ago

What's your Dad Score?

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What's your Dad Score?

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days ago
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    26 days ago

    Does “look, cows” count?

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      26 days ago

      Yes, but the real dad thing is to say that when you see horses, and say “look, horses” when there are cows.

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        26 days ago

        One time I saw horses and got really excited but forgot the word for them so I excitedly yelled “PUPPIES!”

        My family never let me live that down. It’s been over 5 years now, and they still tease me by saying “look, Mom, puppies!” while pointing at horses.

        • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔 🇵🇸@lemmy.world
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          25 days ago

          This is a great story coming from the person that runs most animal communities on Lemmy lmao

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