• OwOarchist@pawb.social
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    1 day ago

    What OP thinks he sounds like when he cums:

    What OP actually sounds like when he cums:

  • TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    This is kind of like the sound my dearly departed uncle used to make when he would use his all natural boner trampoline while banging the grocery store clerk. He thought it was a better idea than boner pills until he crunched his shlong the first time he used it. Damaged it so bad he needed boner pills just to use his custom fleshlight made of trampoline springs and fabric. Rest in peace uncle giblets, I’ll always remember that time we went to the trampoline park and you got arrested.