Flex yer glutes while sitting. Pump em up, do 20 sets of 20 repetitions, and get some amusement out of people’s reactions as they walk by seeing you riding your invisible horse on your chair.
I made a protein comment like this earlier too and people thought I was making a joke buy protein powder is mostly wheat protein and men can get weird and meat has lots of fat and men can get real weird and I’ve gwd some strange cakes requested by straight friends back when I had those
Flex yer glutes while sitting. Pump em up, do 20 sets of 20 repetitions, and get some amusement out of people’s reactions as they walk by seeing you riding your invisible horse on your chair.
Or ride a bicycle.
Oh! You weren’t being facetious 😄 you really DO get 4 hours of exercise sitting on your arse.
I have an “Elliptigo SUB (stand-up bike)” It’s got no seat. I love it so much.
I made a protein comment like this earlier too and people thought I was making a joke buy protein powder is mostly wheat protein and men can get weird and meat has lots of fat and men can get real weird and I’ve gwd some strange cakes requested by straight friends back when I had those