gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoImmaculatelemmy.worldimagemessage-square119linkfedilinkarrow-up11.44Karrow-down124
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minus-squareT00l_shed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up56arrow-down1·1 month ago Her pussy was good enough to get her a DA appointment Now im imagining her pussy, hard at work, burning the midnight oil, checking spreadsheets, building ppts and getting performance reviews
minus-squareEvil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·1 month agoI wish my girlfriend’s pussy worked that hard.
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoI wish mine did. Lazy cunt hitching a ride on all my hard work then it has the nerve to regularly distract me.
minus-squareObliviousEnlightenment@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI love that there’s two totally different equally valid ways to interpret it distracting you
minus-squareT00l_shed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 month agoA pussy that brings home the bacon?
minus-squaremycodesucks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoEven if it were true, I have more respect for someone who gets ahead using sex than making PowerPoints. At least with the sex presumably at least one of the people involved is having a good time.
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·1 month agoThat pussy put her through law school. I cracked the books and and put in the grool to get where she is now!
Now im imagining her pussy, hard at work, burning the midnight oil, checking spreadsheets, building ppts and getting performance reviews
Freak in the sheets
I wish my girlfriend’s pussy worked that hard.
I wish mine did. Lazy cunt hitching a ride on all my hard work then it has the nerve to regularly distract me.
I love that there’s two totally different equally valid ways to interpret it distracting you
A pussy that brings home the bacon?
Even if it were true, I have more respect for someone who gets ahead using sex than making PowerPoints. At least with the sex presumably at least one of the people involved is having a good time.
That pussy put her through law school. I cracked the books and and put in the grool to get where she is now!