gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoA handy reference guide for yoush.itjust.worksimagemessage-square103linkfedilinkarrow-up1640arrow-down17
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minus-squareDMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 days agoI was eating some chicken outside. A yellow jacket buzzed around. So I held a little teeny-tiny piece of it for it. Things seem to be okay; but then I felt it. Was it a sting or was it a bite? Maybe it mistook my thumb for some of the chicken—chicken is often greasy. It wasn’t really painful, but I decided it wore out it’s welcome, so I probably flicked it away. I don’t think I ever saw it again. At another time, a few came through my window. So I put some syrup on a cap to see what will happen. A few more flew in. They drank it up—they sure seem to like syrup a lot. I guess after they had their fill, the flew away—“buzzed off” if you will.
minus-squarepeanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoI love how this is formatted like a poem
I was eating some chicken outside.
A yellow jacket buzzed around.
So I held a little teeny-tiny piece of it for it.
Things seem to be okay; but then I felt it.
Was it a sting or was it a bite?
Maybe it mistook my thumb for some of the chicken—chicken is often greasy.
It wasn’t really painful, but I decided it wore out it’s welcome, so I probably flicked it away.
I don’t think I ever saw it again.
At another time, a few came through my window.
So I put some syrup on a cap to see what will happen.
A few more flew in.
They drank it up—they sure seem to like syrup a lot.
I guess after they had their fill, the flew away—“buzzed off” if you will.
I love how this is formatted like a poem