One must imagine Dan has just inherited his mothers house and the most valuable possession there is her world renowned homemade cookies, but they’re out of reach
Dan is either going to need a gf who is tall and strong enough to carry a way-too-big ladder from the store and strap it to the roof of the car, or one who is small enough to smoosh in the back seat and hold the ladder as it hangs precariously out of the open trunk for the ride home.
One must imagine Dan has just inherited his mothers house and the most valuable possession there is her world renowned homemade cookies, but they’re out of reach
But must we imagine him happy?
He’s not happy because he can’t reach the cookies.
Or is he happy precisely because he has something to pursue? 🤔
In my experience it’s easier to get a ladder than a girlfriend, but YMMV.
They don’t let you buy stuff from the DIY store if you’re not manly enough
Dan is either going to need a gf who is tall and strong enough to carry a way-too-big ladder from the store and strap it to the roof of the car, or one who is small enough to smoosh in the back seat and hold the ladder as it hangs precariously out of the open trunk for the ride home.