Ahh, those were the days. Putting the UVEPROMS under the sun and waiting for them to be erased to use them again. Just kidding! I am not that old. But I used to have a professor telling us stories about that sort of thing many years ago.

I mean what did they expect? With all those free games on a set frequency they basically trained their users that this is what Epic is for. That was their entire marketing. I don’t know a single person IRL who has an Epic account and has actually bought a game there.

The only way to make a digital device 100% secure is by using a hammer.

The council of The Three Meows will decide your fate.

“I don’t need to, I have it stored all in my head.”

Famous last words.