My comments:

// Do not change this timeout value. There’s a compatibility issue that causes requests to hang. Come back later to add details

// Should probably refactor this bit

// drunk, fix later

Assuming you set it up perfectly the first time, instead of it breaking for some reason six weeks later and then you spend three hours figuring out/remembering how you set it up in the first place and another two nights after work fixing it so it works as intended.

Also your use case has changed, so it needs to be retooled to address the new situation.

Other than that… worth it.

Also, the human women generally weren’t all that into it.