Hell is looking pretty good on this map.

Yep. The image is fake, but the graph by itself is an excellent example that correlation does not equal causation.

Unless they’re cooking meth

Ask yourself the three things before you say anything.

1. Does this need to be said?

2. Does this need to be said by me?

3. Does this need to be said by me now?

Craig Ferguson

This has been helpful for me in meetings since I have a tendency to talk more than I probably should.

It’s common in Hawaii as well.

Just checked and didn’t see it. He must have deleted it.

They also double as birth control.

To answer your question, here is the first paragraph:

It is a sad world record: Iranian society is living under the longest internet shutdown ever imposed on an entire state worldwide as of today (as of Sunday, April 5, 2026). Today marks the 37th day that society in Iran has been offline, leading to massive restrictions in daily life.

What’s the background for your link? Who puts out that info, what insight does it bring, and how honest is it?