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That’s when you say, “he told me a joke, but it only works in mandarin.”

I can relate to ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ )_/¯. Pissed off at everything, don’t know what to do about any of it. Seems a pretty appropriate response to things these days.

That only affects the gays. As long as you only have intercourse with your wife and your secretary like a god fearing American you’ll be fine.

Okay but fortune 500 CEOs aren’t exactly telling all their employees they need to start using heroin or they’ll be left in the dust when the next industrial revolution happens though.

The spice must flow

Open lemmy link hoping to learn something interesting

Look inside

It’s beans

BREAKING NEWS: Thing that is happening can in fact happen!

I’d imagine milking them would be somewhat more complex though

Wanda has been forewarned. If she’s not prepared for the arrival of the meatstorm that’s entirely on her.

That is a cat in its ideal state of bobulation