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kern’t

i read that as ‘vaping preteens’ and got confused for a sec

good info though

voices of American children […] “Five thousand hamburgers please”

art, life, satire dead, blah blah

it’s been a little while but apart from some spikes at bosses i’d say the difficulty curve is U shaped, as you get the hang of combat and unlock abilities from the skill trees the mid game might get boring on easy. it ramps up near the end but if you die enough times in a row the game will ask you on the continue screen if you want to drop the difficulty, so i’d say start on normal

wanted: dead is great fun and very short - finished on normal my playtime is 13 hours and i died a lot. there’s some minigames and new game+ to squeeze some extra out of it if you want

thy will be done

TIM PAY ATTENTION

thy sequel come

BURTON PULL YOUR FINGER OUT

on release as it is on video

yeah i was just being lazy it’s 300: rise of an empire from 2014

i sincerely hope this is read by someone who can grant you your wish

cheers. if i’m a fan of cigarettes and smut what’s the expected return?

of course. it works

i’d start with womb (2010) if i were you

the first two are 300 and dark shadows but don’t recognise the third. penny dreadful maybe?

Eva Green’s range includes smoking fags or not and getting up to sexual misadventures or not

Ricky Gervais is only ever Ricky Gervais

in a just world you would be rewarded for committing such thoughtful commentary on bangers and mash to the public domain

yeah, maybe i’m just shit at being english (i don’t like tea or football either) but i am not compelled to defend the cuisine. if i could figure out exxactly why i like bangers and mash so much i might prepare a argument for it but ‘i just really like it’ suits me fine

the british food being shit discussion is never dormant for long. maybe it is shit but for me, of all the dinners i’ve ever had, nothing beats good bangers and mash

knock all your own teeth out, arrange them in a henge, place all your money in the middle and burn the lot. then 2. just leave

depends where you are and what inflection you put on it. plenty funerals you’d get away with i can’t believe the cunt’s dead, but i don’t imagine fuck that dead cunt ever being safe

It’s not funny
anything can be funny in the right circumstance

It’s not rebellious
sure

It’s just demeaning to women
this probably varies by location, time period, and inflection again. if directed spitefully at a woman you could make a case, but in general current day use, no

i haven’t a fucking clue what the hellaverse is but will automatically side against anyone whose name is vivziepop

cool, i know nothing else from seff effriceh except District 9 (good) and Chappie (shit) so will check Oats, they’ve got stuff on youtube it looks like

film length opinion is 90 minutes is ideal, i read John Waters saying that about comedy before but it applies just as well to horror as far as i’m concerned and i watch little else (with extra broad definition of horror). if i watch something at home after dinner there’s a decent chance i’ll fall asleep regardless of quality - in fact if i’m enjoying it the probability increases and i’ll happily restart after. home setups have their insurmountable limits but there’s no such luxury in the cinema

loosely lovecraft is a neat way to put it but i think i’ve avoided the brunt of that - what i can think of off the top is mainly tv series, brand new cherry flavour (good), lovecraft county (didn’t get far), that one with newspaper delivery kids? the shorthand for films i would guess is that the poster is in a pinky purply colour (out of space)

will dl Widow’s Bay, i don’t have much patience for long series tv but always interested in horror comedy and if individual episodes are fun by themselves it suits me fine, i liked Welcome to Derry well enough on this basis