I probably should. I have a searXng instance as default, but their results are never as good as udm14, so I got used to just going there.

https://udm14.com/ I automatically type “14” in the address bar now and choose it from the dropdown menu.

GOP insiders shocked, SHOCKED I say, at all of the hungry, hungry, face-eating leopards.

Yeah, that would be a pretty shitty thing to do to any bird. All of my roosters were assholes who would have torn my shit up if I tried that. Even my silkies.

u/OwOarchrist# posted a great infographic in response to your post, but it was the tail feathers that gave it away for me. Source: Kept chickens, familiar with chicken butt.

I’d get the joke if it were a rooster, but that’s a hen. AI slop?

Well done!

“But it’s square, and it’s not floppy.” One hundred fake internet points if you can identify the movie the quote comes from (not the clip!).

Wasn’t there a whole ad campaign disabusing us of the term “Smokey the Bear” in favor of “Smokey Bear”, or am I just drunk?

He bears a striking resemblance to our cat, Jude, right down to the nose freckle.

SrGrafo comics are one thing I miss from Reddit. He had a good thing going there.

He got the cat, the job, and a new haircut. Win win win.

Google Lens says it’s Dead Man’s Fingers (Xylaria polymorpha). I guess it’s possible. It seems to really live up to the polymorpha part of it’s name in images.

Enshittification has ruined everything.