Change happens gradually. The first steps need to be easy, maybe even fun. Once you get past those, you’re ready for bigger challenges, harder tasks. Maybe even something a bit boring.

It’s called a “strategic investment into maintaining competitive advantage” in corpo talk.

How do you read anything in a dimension where oral tradition rules and writing isn’t even a thing.

Installing ransomware on every computer that visits the site. (/s)

Gotta say, pronouncing it as /dʒɪf/ is just top tier trolling. Everyone knows that /ɡɪf/ is the only one that actually makes sense, but some people intentionally choose to pronouns it wrong anyway. Steve Wilhite saw an opportunity to leave his mark on the world by trolling the hell out of everything, so he took it. Who could resist an opportunity like that.

They do all the work, so eventually they’ll figure out it’s better to cut the middleman and enjoy the fruits of their labour.

Baking paper is also available in pre cut rolls. Just pull square out of the roll, and start using it. No need to cut anything.

Fancy plastic film comes with a small metal blade that travels on a plastic rail. It cuts the film very smoothly when compared to any other option I’ve seen anywhere.

Cutting aluminum foil is a bit different. Which side of the box has the serrations? Use that edge for cutting.

Something as simple as an incandescent light bulb works either way. LED lights are picky about electricity.

Didn’t Evan Edinger just make a video about that? Sounds strangely familiar.

Fartplan 🤣

Actually, there are a few performance artists who make money but farting on stage. Sounds like they must have a plan like that.

Also, rule 35, so you can definitely find semi-professionals who focus on farting on video and posting online. I suppose they also plan their activities.

Same thing with Swedish. Gift (Swedish) = poison, venom, toxin etc.

Sounds like there must have been some colossal misunderstanding in the past.

If you made Bruce or Tony middle or lower-class people, you could still make an adventure out of that. It’s just that all of the heavy infrastructure would need to be completely rewritten. Skills and abilities would allow them to do amazing things, but they just wouldn’t have million-dollar tech at their disposal.

The character would be the same, but the story would have to take a very different path.

The origin of shitposting.

Not all shower thoughts occur in the shower, but they count regardless. You could be chopping carrots or knitting wool socks, and a weird idea just pops into your head.

People are complicated. Their motivations and actions don’t always seem consistent.

Can confirm. I have a few accounts for keeping different interests separate in YT. I also keep those accounts in different container tabs, but recommendations tend to leak anyway. Google knows what I’m up to.