
Always the ones you most suspect

Always the ones you most suspect

Jennifer Lopez’s green Versace dress was the reason Google Images was created:

Pfft, lube is for bitches. I stick the condoms in the freezer before doing the horizontal monster mash. More refreshing than a popsicle on a hot summer’s day!

The first time I used one the water came out ice cold. Damn near hit the ceiling and worked better than coffee at waking me up!

I envy those people. My friend’s BF finds 2x Buldak to not be spicy at all. Meanwhile I can only use half a packet of the sauce or I’ll be in literal tears.
I love how this comment embiggens the one above it

My Crotch Hurts? I think that’s how you spell it…

Pay attention! Remedy is like the Twin Peaks of video game studios so paying attention to the plot as well as reading everything in the appendices and the documents uncover is vital.
Also HIGHLY recommend playing Alan Wake and Alan Wake 2 if you haven’t already. Same studio and a connected universe!

No, just more cockroaches

I’d happily welcome one into the restroom! I’m not trans but I AM lactose intolerant. And I feel the need. The need…for CHEESE.

I ain’t reading all that.
Free Palestine 🇵🇸

Jesus H the gaming industry sucks so much ass right now. Not everything needs to be live service and multiplayer. Games like Clair Obscur and Baldur’s Gate 3, along with the hype for the now cancelled Mass Effect show there’s still plenty of demand for single player, story driven games. I don’t understand how companies are so out of touch that they pump out sloppy live service shit no one wants or asks for and then scratch their heads wondering why it fails. LISTEN TO THE PUBLIC FFS

Nah you’ll just throw your back out instead

I remember seeing a trailer for that movie at the theater and it scared me so bad I had to cover my eyes

ET. I’d have nightmares so bad that my dad had to sleep in my room because I was so terrified of him (I’d dream he was walking on my bed). He still freaks me out!

Good lord everything EA touches turns to shit. Mass Effect is one of my all time favorite series and I credit it with breaking me out of just playing JRPGs. I was really looking forward to the next entry in the series, but the trilogy (there is no Andromeda in Ba Sing Se) will always be in my top games of all time and has enough of a conclusion to leave me satisfied
It isn’t hard to understand imo. I’m a woman and being asked those questions just comes with having the equipment for it. I actually did refuse to take a pregnancy test prior to a minor surgery (I was on my period so I didn’t see the need) and I had to sign a waiver stating I refused the test and won’t retaliate if any harm comes to the fetus. It’s just par for the course of having a uterus
One of my friends switched her career over to welding and she loves it! Never too late!

I think the “feminist” one (quotations because that’s not what feminism is about, Charlie Brown) was FemaleDatingStrategy. Basically red pill but for women. Terrifying stuff
I’ve had my Phillips Sonicare for years and love it. My dental hygienists also compliment me on my home care when I go in for cleanings so I recommend that one highly!