At this rate, we won’t be able to afford a wall.

But in any case, I am glad I am not from the US. Windows is made in the US. I wouldn’t be surprised if they push this crap to the rest of the world too. Same with Android and IOS.

Be quiet about that, if they hear it’ll reduce their list of suspects by half!

Yeah, but no free ones.

Every car I’ve had in the last two decades has a door over the fuel hole that locks when the doors are locked.

I still can’t understand that the one thing the entire world agreed upon is DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME. I mean, there was someone or a group of people, with the skills to convince ever country on their point of view and they spend their expertise on this? Not on world peace or human rights or anything that would lift our species up? Seriously, why?

Facebook?

They better don’t. Otherwise we’ll send JD on a visit.

Yeah, and the cheap bastards didn’t even bring any souvenirs for us.

Yes, but it’s a Barbie version. Not in the “hot blond” way, but in the “no nipples on the plastic humps” and “completely smooth between the legs” way. And also no butthole.

I’m fortunate to live in a city in the US

You forgot the “un” in “unfortunate”. Guess you ate the nuggets allready.